Drunk rant

I I am fairly certain someone slipped me A mickey. I am so cinfised as to why they would do that and also , they gave the drinks to hieu so I am Just confused. But, needless to say, I fell into the pickle juice. i just tired to read what I wrote and. It made sno sense. But in my head it did.

I have to wash my hair. Thank you auto correct. You know you fell in the pickle juice when you are grateful for auto correct.