I wrote a poem today and I think it is almost as good as the LoveSong of J. Alfred Prufrock

And it goes like this:

I know a little girl named Tallulah
who hails from the south texas town of Cotulla
she's a finnicky eater
but if you want to please her
just bring her big bowls of tabbouluh

Notice, I did not say as good as The Wasteland.