velmas and thelmas

1. Velmas

Annabelle: Mom, I want to be named Velma now.

Me: okay. For today, or forever.

Annabelle: forever.

Me: that's a long time to be named Velma.

Annabelle: there's going to be some more changes too. I am in kindergarten now and my teacher's name is Miss Luciegiada.

Me: Miss Luciegiada?

Annabelle (slightly annoyed at my mispronunciation): no, Miss Lucie gi-A-da.

2. Thelmas:

Welcome follower number 9, Miss Thelma Duncan. Miss Thelma hails from the bustling metropolis of Bronte Texas where she is currently in a two way tie for the title of sexiest senior Coke County, female division.