Help me. My mother is telling me how, since its New Year's Day, she has organized her underwear drawer, and she is telling me in great detail. The panties she got from "queen Victoria, you know that store..." Then my dad cuts in, "you mean queen latifah." Now she is telling me her New Year's resolutions, which include "be more tolerant of your dad." This is on her list every year and also what she does for lent. I suggested cussing less, and her reply was "I don't consider that to be a detriment." Then she ordered my dad to fetch her something and added please as an afterthought. "See? I am doing good," she points out, proudly.
Well, at least she's made some, which is better than me.
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