Greetings from the future

Today, I bought an iPhone.  The Mayans were only off by a few days.  But the world is coming to an end.  To make matters worse, I am writing this from my iPad, that my dear and loving husband bought me for Christmas.  And I totally see why people play on their phones all the time instead of playing with their kids.  The phones are cool and they don't whine or talk back, or pee their pants.  But that is all because I cannot figure out how to post the photos I took that are on this stupid thing and I am starting to get really hacked.